Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- My mothafuckin acne
- How mothafuckin tired I look
- My mothafuckin future
- My mothafuckin eating habits
Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:
LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.
"i’m not a feminist i just support equality" is 99% of the time code for "i support everyone shutting the fuck up about oppressive systems for the illusion of peace so i don’t have to feel guilty about my benefit from them and my reluctance to effect changes that begin with me"
In 3a, Jennifer takes the parents as her Guardian sacrifice, her final sacrifice. She tells Derek that he can save the parents, she tells him “that’s a role that can either be filled by the three parents I was forced to take or by you.” From the moment she first met him, he had…
when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room
Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars.